Rectangular Mouse Pad — “I Don’t Pretend… I Know I’m a Bitch” Funny Boss Desk Mousepad

$11.30

Size: 9.3″ x 7.8"

Shape: Rectangle

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

This rectangular mouse pad brings bold attitude to a daily desktop ritual. The crisp white cloth surface showcases a high-contrast typographic design that reads like a personal mantra — confident, sassy, and unapologetic. It lays flat on your desk, giving your mouse smooth, accurate tracking while the non-slip rubber base keeps everything steady during focused work sessions or fast cursor moves. Small enough to fit compact setups yet large enough for comfortable navigation, it’s a piece that adds personality to home offices, studio desks, and gaming stations alike.

Product features
- Non-slip rubber base for steady grip
- Rectangular shape, one size: 9.3" × 7.8" (23.6cm x 19.8cm)
- Optical-friendly surface for accurate mouse tracking
- Durable white cloth top with vibrant, crisp printing
- Lightweight and low-profile for any desk setup

Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush.

Rubber base

The non-slip rubber base keeps the mouse pad firmly gripped to the desk providing smooth and even surface

Rectangular shape

This custom mouse pad comes in a rectangular shape and in one size: 9.3" × 7.8"

Optical-friendly

The mouse pad is optical-friendly for improved mouse tracking

Vibrant colors

The latest printing techniques provide bright and crisp colors matching your craziest designs

Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush..

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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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