Men's Board Shorts – Funny Skeleton 'Arguing With Me Is Pointless' Beach Trunks
These lightweight board shorts carry a cheeky, irreverent vibe — a grinning skeleton and bold text that says: “Arguing with me is pointless. I knew I was wrong 10 minutes ago. I’m just trying to make you mad.” They sit at the knee with a relaxed cut and elastic drawstring waist, so movement is easy whether you’re heading to the beach, lounging by the pool, or chilling at a backyard barbecue. The print stays bright thanks to vivid sublimation printing, and the fast-drying polyester fabric keeps you comfortable when the day gets hot or the waves pull you in. Slip them on when you want casual comfort with a sharp sense of humor that starts conversations and keeps things light.
Product features
- 100% polyester — strong, shape-retaining, quick-drying fabric
- Extra light 3.2 oz/yd² (110 g/m²) material for a barely-there feel
- Elastic waistband with black drawstring for an adjustable fit
- Side-seam construction with pockets for structure and storage
- Vibrant, all-over print with matched seam thread for crisp colors
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
100% polyester
This extremely strong and durable synthetic fabric retains its shape and dries quickly
Side-seam construction with pockets
Side seams form the structure and shape of the garment with convenient pockets on both sides
Elastic and soft waistband
Provides a comfortable fit throughout the day
Vibrant colors
The latest printing techniques provide bright and crisp colors matching your craziest designs
Do not dryclean; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not bleach; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F).
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